I cannot believe that I seriously had to wait forty-five minutes for my food this evening. And when you finally brought it out to me, you had the nerve to not even apologize for my FORTY-FIVE MINUTE WAIT! I mean seriously. How long does it take you to pour a bowl of fucking soup?! I could have had a pizza delivered from Papa Johns faster. Are you people completely idiotic? I guess I should not be surprised. You people obviously are too insanely stupid to have a real career so you spend your life making people wait forty-five minutes to get their damn food. Please die in a fiery explosion.
Sometimes writing letters you never plan on sending really does help. :)